Friday, December 17, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 17

"Masquerade!
 Paper faces on parade.
 Masquerade!
 Hide your face so the world will never find you."

   - The Phantom of the Opera (2004 film)

Friday, November 26, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 15

"You know what I love? I love people who watch lots of horror movies and read horror books. Because they believe what they read and hear, and come packing silly things like crosses and holy water, instead of weapons which could do some damage, like guns and hand grenades."

- Mr. Crepsley in Cirque Du Freak

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 14

Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. 
Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 11

Mrs. Hudson : Tea, Mr. Holmes. 
Holmes : Is it poisoned, Nanny?
Mrs. Hudson : There's enough of that in you already.

- Sherlock Holmes (film, 2009)

The Ultimate Question, part 10

"Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me."

- Conan O' Brien's first Tweet on Twitter, February 24, 2010 Twitter

The Ultimate Question, part 9

"You've lost, Nefarian. Even your henchman is abandoning you. Even he recognizes your defeat. I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted mudrer, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering."

- Skulduggery Pleasant

The Ultimate Question, part 8

"There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Serpine will have won only when there is no one left to stand against him. Until then, there is only the struggle, because tides do what tides do – they turn."

- Skulduggery Pleasant

The Ultimate Question, part 7

"What is it?" Stephanie whispered.
"That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster."
She looked at Skulduggery. "You don't know what it is, do you?"
"I told you what it is. It's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us."


- Skulduggery Pleasant

Monday, October 18, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 6

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

- Bilbo Baggins in in The Lord of the Rings

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 5

"I wish I had heads like you, Zaphod. I could have endless fun bashing them against walls."
- Ford Prefect in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 4

Rauno Repomies: "Pöysti, old man's advice: Love is blind. Secondly, it heards poorly,
                               and it have gout and rheumatism. Joints have rheumatism and
                               constantly have to lay down. Pillows below head and blanket over head
                               and rest. REST! Why I cannot finally rest?! IN BOTTOM OF 
                               GRAVE! HOLY SHIT-ha-ha-aaaaaa..."
Kyösti Pöysti: "Meds!"
Rauno Repomies: "MEDS!"

- Pasila

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 2

Alice: "How big is the universe?"
John: "Infinete."
Alice: "How do you know that?"
John: "Because all the data indicates that."
Alice: "But it hasn't been proven yet? You haven't seen it. How do you know for sure?"
John: "I don't, I just believe it."
Alice: "It's the same with love, I guess."

- A Beautiful Mind

Monday, October 4, 2010

The Ultimate Question, part 1

Homer: "Lord, you got a first-class destination resort here, really top notch, but I can't enjoy
             myself knowing my family is suffering."
God: "Oh don't you talk about family suffering with me! My son went to Earth once. I don't know
         what you people did to him,but he hasn't been the same ever since."
         [shows Jesus sitting on a swing looking down and spinning slowly]  
Homer: "He'll be fine."

- The Simpsons