Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 36

John said, "You know what makes a successful executive?"
"Dude, I am a successful executive."
"Decisiveness," he said. The doors slid open. A man in a briefcase was standing there; he raised
his eyebrows. John pointed the gun at the man's leg and squeezed the trigger. It was louder than
he'd expected.
"Holy shit!" the kid said.
"Also implementation skills," John said, and left the elevator.

- Jennifer Government

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 35

Arthur: Come on then. I warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth.
Merlin: Wow, and how long have you been training to be a prat? 
Arthur: You can't address me like that.
Merlin: Sorry... How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?
- Merlin (TV  Series)

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 34

John Watson: But it's the Solar System!
Sherlock Holmes: What does that matter!? So we go around the sun and we went around the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference!

- Sherlock (TV series)

Friday, March 4, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 32

"Science seems irrelevant. Science can heal, or science can kill. It depends on the soul of the man
  using the science. It is the soul that interests me."

- Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca in Angels & Demons