The Ultimate Question, part 75

"Goblins. Evolution's little joke. Take the dumbest creatures under the earth and give them the power
   to conjure fire."

- Commander Root in Artemis Fowl: The Etermity Code

The Ultimate Question, part 74

"You let her greedy fingers right into my cookie jar. Which, sadly, is not as dirty as it sounds."

- House don't like when Cuddy has any kind of power to him in House (TV series)

The Ultimate Question, part 73

"It's [comet] nearing. World's children can moan and fear, but philosopher never!"

-Muskrat is proud of his profession in Comet in Moominland

The Ultimate Question, part 72

"What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very SOUL, and NOW? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even SHAVE?"

 

- Billy-Ray Sanguine unload his feelings towards women in Playing With Fire

The Ultimate Question, part 71

"Lancre operated on the feudal system, which was to say, everyone feuded all the time and handed
   on the fight to their descendants. The chips on some shoulders had been passed down for
   generations."
 
- Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum

The Ultimate Question, part 70

"Koskela from Finland. Eats iron and shits chain."

- Lieutenant Koskela introduce himself to Russian troops in Väinö Linna's 'The Unknown Soldier'

The Ultimate Question, part 69

"I wash my laundry with darwinistic methods: everything into machine and 40 degree. Strongests will survive."

- World easiest way to wash your laundry