The Ultimate Question, part 82

"Mr. Gandhi will find that it takes a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire."

- Lord Irwin, Viceroy in Gandhi (film)

The Ultimate Question, part 81

Mr. Dewey Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
Class: Lisa likes Nelson!
Millhouse: She does not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter van Finkle: She does not!
Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
Mr. Dewey Largo: *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

- The Simpsons

The Ultimate Question, part 80

"Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils!"

- Lenny in The Simpsons

The Ultimate Question, part 79

"You see, mon ami, the voices of the little gray cells have begun to sing to Poirot."

- Hercule Poirot in Appointment with Death

The Ultimate Question, part 78

“When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.” 

-  Eoin Colfer's Half Moon Investigations

The Ultimate Question, part 77

Dr. Foreman: He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a doctor, constantly insults her. 
Dr. Wilson: That's House's version of courtship. 
Dr. Foreman: Oh, god, he's been wooing me for years.

- House (TV series)

The Ultimate Question, part 76

"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

-  Lord Dark Helmet in Spaceballs