The Ultimate Question, part 97

[wakes up naked with Adler having cuffed him spread-eagle to the bed with a pillow over his genitals. A maid comes in, sees him and shrieks]

"Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."

[The maid runs out in disgust.]

- Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes (2009 film)

The Ultimate Question, part 96

"In the beginning there was a marsh, a mattock - and Jussi."

- First sentence in Väinö Linna's 'Under the North Star'

The Ultimate Question, part 95

"Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear."

- Baron Humbert von Gikkingen in The Cat Returns

The Ultimate Question, part 94

"Crime is common. Logic is rare."

- Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes (2009 film)

The Ultimate Question, part 93

"If one man can show so much hate, think how much love we could show, standing together."

- Helle Gannestad about Utøya massacre

The Ultimate Question, part 92

"There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all."

- Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes (2009 film)

The Ultimate Question, part 91

"The vote was taken at once, and it was agreed by an overwhelming majority that rats were

   comrades. There were only four dissentients, the three dogs and the cat, who was

   afterwards discovered to have voted on both sides."

- George Orwell's 'Animal Farm'

The Ultimate Question, part 90

"Death... is only the beginning."

- Lord Blackwood in Sherlock Holmes (2009 film)

The Ultimate Question, part 89

Teresa Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.

 Patrick Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

- The Mentalist

The Ultimate Question, part 88

"I'm sorry, Honey. I love this thing because you gave it to me. But the truth is... it is one fuckin' ugly tie."

- Teddy Daniels in Shutter Island (film)

The Ultimate Question, part 87

"When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding."

- Patrick Jane in The Mentalist

The Ultimate Question, part 86

"Silly plan, which could arise only from woman's simple brain."

- Snork in Moomin (TV series)

The Ultimate Question, part 85

"Yes, I'm the scariest witch of them all, the kind that cleans!"

- Sophie in Howl's Moving Castle (film)

The Ultimate Question, part 84

"Kids will be fine without sugar, if they don't find it."

- Moominpappa in Moomin (TV series)

The Ultimate Question, part 83

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say,
   'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"

- Conan O'Brien