Monday, October 10, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 89

Teresa Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
 Patrick Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 88

"I'm sorry, Honey. I love this thing because you gave it to me. But the truth is... it is one fuckin' ugly tie."

- Teddy Daniels in Shutter Island (film)

Saturday, October 8, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 87

"When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding."

Friday, October 7, 2011

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

The Ultimate Question, part 83

"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say,
   'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"

- Conan O'Brien